A
Letter from Your Belly Fat
By:
Craig Ballantyne, CSCS,
MS
www.turbulence.com
Dear Friend,
This
is a letter from your ol' pal, belly fat.
We had a great run this summer, didn't we? Lots of good times, great
food, and
plain ol' sitting around eating too much.
Well, I'm thinking about sticking around another year if you don't
mind. But
you might need to get a bigger pair of pants, as I was thinking about
expanding
my place down here.
So do me a favor, avoid that interval training you were thinking of
doing. The
last time you did that stuff, I nearly had to look for a new place to
live. I
felt like the Wicked Witch of the West in the land of Oz. Did you hear
me
yelling, "Help me, I'm melting!"?
Instead, stick to that slow cardio stuff. Sure I get a little sweaty,
and the
ol' brain up there thinks it's doing "a real fat burning workout",
but it's never enough to melt me outta here.
Another thing, keep listening to those experts who say strength
training
doesn't burn body fat. Since research shows they're wrong, if you added
strength training to your program, you'd practically need to throw me a
going
away party!
After each one of those superset workouts you tried last January it
felt like
someone lit a match under our collective butt. I was burning up down
here!
But boy oh boy, I sure was glad you gave that up and went back to just
lifting utensils
and not dumbells. Otherwise we wouldn't have been able to celebrate
another
summer together this year.
Sometimes I wonder, what did you ever do in college without me, your
trusted
belly fat? Back then, you were probably one of those people that
couldn't wait
to get to the beach to show off your body, not like these days.
Nope, stay in the shade and keep the cover-up clothes on, that's the
way to go
now. Besides, its a lot closer to the cold beer and the BBQ when you're
sitting
in the shade avoiding all the fun down on the beach.
Well, it sure was good catching up with you. I'm sure we'll be in touch
more
often, as long as you stay away from that Turbulence Training workout
routine.
Brings a tear to my eye whenever I even think about that workout
program and
all the belly fat it's burned. Heck, it's fried more belly fat than a
frying
pan!
So again, if you want to keep your dear old belly around for another
year and
another summer, don't use Turbulence Training - otherwise, its all over
pal, and
you'll never see me again.
Belly Fat says, "Don't use this"
==>
www.turbulence.com
Your friend and spare tire,
Belly Fat
PS - Seriously, don't go near that Turbulence Training program unless
you want
to see me, Thunder Thighs, Manboobs, Jigg Lee Arm Fat, and Luv Handles
pack our
bags and hit the highway.
It will be a sad farewell, and you'd be stuck with ripped abs, gorgeous
glutes,
and toned arms, and you know how much attention those guys get from the
opposite sex. Who needs it, I say.
About the Author
Craig Ballantyne is a Certified Strength & Conditioning
Specialist and
writes for Men's Health, Men's Fitness, Maximum Fitness, Muscle and
Fitness
Hers, and Oxygen magazines. His trademarked Turbulence Training fat
loss
workouts have been featured multiple times in Men’s Fitness
and Maximum Fitness
magazines, and have helped thousands of men and women around the world
lose
fat, gain muscle, and get lean in less than 45 minutes three times per
week.
For more information on the Turbulence Training workouts that will help
you
burn fat without long, slow cardio sessions or fancy equipment, visit www.turbulence.com
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